How to Avoid Getting Charged with ‘Hate Speech’ (satire)

[Ed. note – Perhaps one day the governments of France, Germany, and Canada will pass laws against “Baldecaust Denial.” ]

By Ariadna Theokopoulos

The trial of Arthur Topman has a lot of people worried, as well they should be. The laws in force in all European countries, including Rumsfeld’s “new Europe,” against “discrimination and incitement to hate” curtail the freedom of expression and stifle historical research. Prison terms have been imposed for years now in France on those who have taken issue, or even looked askance, at the official Holocaust narrative. More recently, criticism of Israel has been categorized as anti-semitism. But are these critics bona fide anti-semites?

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UN Members’ Crass Insensitivity to Netanyahu (or, we pause now for a moment of silence)

[ Ed. – You can certainly understand  why Netanyahu would feel the way he does considering all the Israeli scientists that Iran has assassinated; considering also, of course, the suffocating sanctions that Iran and its lobby in America have imposed upon Israel all these years, not to mention Iran’s stockpile of some 400 nuclear warheads as well as its deliberate policy of nuclear ambiguity. These, of course, are things not to be take lightly. ]

By AriadnaPress, October 1, 2015

Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke at the UN, berating the UN members for their silent indifference to Israel’s existential danger, faced with Iran’s threat.

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Geo. W. Bush Hires ‘Sizable Non-Jewish Force’ to Protect His Ranch (satire)

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NEW YORK, Ny. – In an exclusive interview with former NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams, ex-president George W. Bush spoke at his ranch in Crawford, Texas this week about adjusting to life post-presidency and discussed a variety of topics including the reopening of the U.S. embassy in Cuba, Osama bin Laden, and his involvement in the attacks in New York and Washington on September 11th, 2001.

“You often hear people say ‘Bush did 9/11.’ That’s just not true,” the 43rd president told Williams. “I was only a pawn; a foot-soldier of sorts.” Bush, while downplaying his role in the tragedy, said the events in their entirety were orchestrated by the Illuminati. “These guys are involved in what they call a ‘multi-century power struggle’ with the Reptilians,” Bush said. “They want to achieve world-domination.”

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Jonathan Pollard to Be Sprung from ‘Camp Fluffy,’ His Country Club Prison

 photo pollardz_zps79dc1ce0.jpgIsraeli spy Jonathan Pollard has been granted parole, and assuming all goes according to plan, he will leave prison in November and fly to Israel, where he will most likely be given a hero’s welcome.

The move is widely seen as an appeasement to Israel following the conclusion of the Iran deal.

A Google Consumer Survey poll found that 67.8 percent of Americans oppose any sort of “special compensation” to the Jewish state over the deal with Iran, but of course what the majority of average citizens wants is not always given top priority in Washington.

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Putin…First Dead, Then a Dad


By Ariadna Theokopoulos

The lying machine in the Western world also known as the MSM went into a demential orgy of wishful speculations about Putin’s “disappearance.” The fact that Putin has not appeared in public for a week, cancelled a few appointments and has not been photographed playing golf anywhere (a presidential activity that reassures the American public that their head of state is in charge) led the MSM to elaborate all kinds of theories…

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Satire: The Emperor’s Speech


The emperor went to his desk, wrote a short response, sealed it and handed it to the messenger. “Give this to Lord Boehner and convey to him a warm Imperial greeting. Tell him I am making plans to depart for Murrica immediately.”

Meanwhile, in Murrica, King Barack and his Domesticrat supporters were furious. The invitation to the emperor was done behind their backs, which was supremely disloyal.

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