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Federal Reserve Issues Emergency Appeal for Supplies of Thin Air

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Greg Bacon

New York–The Federal Reserve today held a press conference to issue an appeal for suppliers of thin air.

“We at the Fed are alarmed that we are running short on the very valuable commodity used to issue our notes, thin air,” said Fed Chair Janet Yellen. She continued, “We first noticed that our supplies of thin air were running dangerously low prior to the General election, but chose to not bring up this emergency so as not to influence the voters, but we are now approaching emergency status, with our supplies of thin air getting precariously low to successfully operate.”

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