[ Ed. note – The great, pressing question of our day may well be: do holocaust denial laws in Europe apply only to humans, or also to cats? ]
By Ariadna Theokopoulos
There are two kinds of analysts of current world events: those who “connect the dots” of known events or observed trends, and those who identify trends in advance, before they have even sprouted dots to connect. I strive to be among the latter. Feline fascism is such an emerging trend.
There has been an unusually large number of cats whose physical appearance is strongly reminiscent of Adolf Hitler’s most recognizable facial traits: his mustache and his hair falling over one side of the forehead.
Is this odd similarity a random occurrence or is it an inherited particularity in feline offspring of National Socialist cats that seek mates sharing their ideology?
It seems like just a week ago Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina got hitched. Oh wait! It was just a week ago! Last night, only six days after announcing Fiorina as his running mate, Cruz exited the presidential race. I guess that’s the way it is with these modern day romances. Some people just aren’t in it for the long haul.
Hillary Cruz and Ted Clinton. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. If both Cruz and Clinton end up winning their respective party’s nominations, we will truthfully be able to say that the dysfunctional US political system has selected the worst possible candidates from both parties. The dog in the above photo has figured out what the people apparently have not: that the fix is in.
Two Jewish activist groups have taken credit for a spoof edition of the New York Times that appeared yesterday and that created a sensation online as well as in print copies handed out on the streets of New York.
Sadly, the online version of the parody has been taken down, apparently due to pressure applied on the web host. However, a portion of it has been archived here.
The articles that appeared in the caricature were quite witty as were the fake ads, including the one shown here as well as another for “Shalom Cement” (“no walls say ‘Apartheid’ like Shalom Cement”). The charade seems to have brought smiles all around, with the lone exceptions of the New York Times and their Zionist cousins in Israel.
The parody of the New York Times that was launched today now seems to have gone viral. An unidentified spokesperson for the paper (i.e. the real New York Times, not the very realistic-looking spoof) has been quoted by the Jerusalem Post as saying that management “objects” to anyone attempting to “cloak their political views under the banner of the New York Times.”