Swastika on the Moon (Satire)

By Ariadna Theokopoulos

AriadNews, 12/26/2015: Millions of people, most of them in the Northern hemisphere, looked in awe upon the full moon on Christmas morning. Fewer knew that it was the first time since 1977 that the Moon allowed us to glimpse its rarely seen “dark side,” the hidden face of the Moon that we don’t normally see, nor that it will not happen again until 2034.

And a lot fewer yet know anything about the discovery of the horrible symbol apparently carved deeply into the pock-marked surface of the moon: a swastika!

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How to Avoid Getting Charged with ‘Hate Speech’ (satire)

[Ed. note – Perhaps one day the governments of France, Germany, and Canada will pass laws against “Baldecaust Denial.” ]

By Ariadna Theokopoulos

The trial of Arthur Topman has a lot of people worried, as well they should be. The laws in force in all European countries, including Rumsfeld’s “new Europe,” against “discrimination and incitement to hate” curtail the freedom of expression and stifle historical research. Prison terms have been imposed for years now in France on those who have taken issue, or even looked askance, at the official Holocaust narrative. More recently, criticism of Israel has been categorized as anti-semitism. But are these critics bona fide anti-semites?

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UN Members’ Crass Insensitivity to Netanyahu (or, we pause now for a moment of silence)

[ Ed. – You can certainly understand  why Netanyahu would feel the way he does considering all the Israeli scientists that Iran has assassinated; considering also, of course, the suffocating sanctions that Iran and its lobby in America have imposed upon Israel all these years, not to mention Iran’s stockpile of some 400 nuclear warheads as well as its deliberate policy of nuclear ambiguity. These, of course, are things not to be take lightly. ]

By AriadnaPress, October 1, 2015

Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, spoke at the UN, berating the UN members for their silent indifference to Israel’s existential danger, faced with Iran’s threat.

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Geo. W. Bush Hires ‘Sizable Non-Jewish Force’ to Protect His Ranch (satire)

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NEW YORK, Ny. – In an exclusive interview with former NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams, ex-president George W. Bush spoke at his ranch in Crawford, Texas this week about adjusting to life post-presidency and discussed a variety of topics including the reopening of the U.S. embassy in Cuba, Osama bin Laden, and his involvement in the attacks in New York and Washington on September 11th, 2001.

“You often hear people say ‘Bush did 9/11.’ That’s just not true,” the 43rd president told Williams. “I was only a pawn; a foot-soldier of sorts.” Bush, while downplaying his role in the tragedy, said the events in their entirety were orchestrated by the Illuminati. “These guys are involved in what they call a ‘multi-century power struggle’ with the Reptilians,” Bush said. “They want to achieve world-domination.”

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